James to Mary: That better be the only pole I ever see you on, young lady. Me: Snggqubbtttt! (That's the sound you make when simultaneously doing a spit take and choking on your tongue.)
Hey! Front wheels in Kentucky and back wheels in Ohio! And now, front wheels in Ohio and back wheels in Kentucky! Wheeeeeee!
He weighs as much as a juvenile shark ray. Anyone know someplace that has shark ray wrestling? Because my money's on the kid with the curly hair.
Her feet hurt. He offered to give her a piggy back ride. I have socked this picture away in my memory. It will come in handy in the future when I feel like dipping him in ketchup and eating him.