I won't be all wordy today. I'll just show you the stuff that's been happening around here.
Hipsters in training.
"Put a bird on it!" (Don't you watch Portlandia?)
She blinded me with science!
She has "dress like a scientist day" at school on Friday and she needed to practice acting like a scientist. This involved saying things like "hmmm...we should check it out under the microscope" and pushing up her glasses.
I like dead ducks and I cannot lie...
Got that stuck in your head now, don't you? Sir Mixalot's got nothing on me!
Dr.Tilly gave her new duck a squeakerectomy. Now she plays with it and keeps nosing its abdomen in a puzzled manner, as if she's wondering where the squeak went. I'd say given this dog's probable IQ, she's already forgotten that she de-squeaked the duck.
