"I WANTS TO GO HOME. I DOES NOT WANTS TO DO IT IN THIS BIG WHITE THING."
"I DOES NOT WANTS TO LOOK. I WILL JUST LOOKS THIS WAY. I DOES NOT WANTS TO BARF."
"I WILL JUST SITS THIS WAY. THEN I WILL PRETENDS TO SLEEP AND I WILL NOTS BARF."
"OKAY. MAYBE I WILL JUST LOOKS A LITTLE. BECAUSE I AM BRAVES"
"I WILL SITS AND LEANS. BECAUSE I AM BRAVES"
"I WILL SITS AND LEANS AND SLEEPS. I AMS A BRAVE DOG."
"I AM BRAVES. ALSO, I AMS SLEEPY. AND SLIDE-Y."
"OH NOES! I CANNOTS LOOK! I AMS SCARED! I MUSTS HIDES MY HEAD!"
"PERHAPS I WILL SITS DOWN AGAIN. I WILL NOTS BARF...I WILL NOTS BARF...I WILL NOTS BARF..."
"OH BOYS! THAT IS MY HOMES! I SMELL IT! I SEE IT! I AMS STILL SCARED! BUT IN A MINUTE I WILL WAGS MY TAIL AND MY BODY AND I WILL BE HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY! HOMES!!!"
