"May I please have some peanut butter? Pretty please with kibble on top?"
"C'mon! You know I really love it! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepuuuhhllleeeezzzz! I'll be good! I'll come when you call me! I won't drop Spitty Ball on your lap for like, a week!"
"Gee, thanks. Now what do I do?"
"Oh, yeah! I've got a tongue! I can lick it off!"
"Oh my--...Holy--...Oh this is so good! Nom nom nom!"
"Hey! Wanna see how my tongue works? EXTREME CLOSE UP!! Gotcha! Bwahahahaha!"
"Did I mention that this tastes, like, reeeeallly good?"
"Oh, didn't you get any peanut butter? Gee, I'm sorry! NOT!!! Tbhtbthbhthbhthtttt!!"
"Why is everyone looking at me?"
"I have made a fool of myself all in the name of peanut butter. I am so ashamed."
