I was busy last week. That explains my lack of posting. I was busy. BOOM! Best excuse ever! It explains everything without getting overly involved.
"We missed you at the PTO meeting."
"Sorry. I was busy."
"Why are you late for this appointment?"
"I was busy."
"Mom! You were supposed to pick me up 15 minutes ago!"
"I was busy."
"Why are we just now eating dinner at 7:15?"
"I was busy."
Then, when people try to ask you what you were busy with, you change the subject back to them, in either a positive or negative way.
"I am so impressed with the way you are running the PTO this year! Never in a million years would I be able to take on such a responsibility!" (HAHAHA!! Why??? Because I'M BUSY!!)
"You know, the staff here in this office is always so kind and efficient. I really hope these doctors know how lucky they are to have such a great staff!"
"Hey, I was looking on Skyward and I noticed that your English grade isn't looking so good, what's going on?"
"Wow, honey, you are looking especially good in your unshowered, unshaven, state! And the bicycle shorts only add to the glamour. Sexy! Here, have some potatoes!"
Or, if that takes too much effort, you could just type a few things on your blog and add pictures. Because the pictures will surely explain what you have been busy with.
|I was busy trying to escape enormous spiders with 6 foot webs that MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR within 10 minutes of viewing it.|
|I was busy trying to figure out just what is in her mouth and why she felt the need to photograph it on my phone. #photobomb|
|I was busy trying to figure out if this is the new duckface selfie. #photobombedagain|
|I was busy...um...still scratching my head over this one.... #seriouslytherewereabout15oftheseonmyphone|
|I was busy sending snarky texts to my daughter when she informed me that she would be late coming home from school. #motheroftheyearproof1|
|I was busy helping my son get ready for the big rivalry football game. #motheroftheyearproof2|
|I was busy sending pictures of duct tape to my other son in order to find out his preference on which one he would prefer I use to put on his cleats. #motheroftheyearproof3|
|I was busy taking very hip and chic selfies with my youngest.|
|I was busy rescuing a leopard frog from our window well.|
|I was busy eating frozen custard with my family.|
|I was busy marveling at the light.|
|I was busy watching my daughter spin circles in her "twirly skirt."|
|I was busy taking pictures of my daughter's pillow perm. This picture doesn't even do it justice--you should've seen the back! #motheroftheyearproof4|
|I was busy helping my Beloved pick out new glasses. And by that I mean absently nodding in his direction and grunting "uh huh" at every pair of specs while really prowling the store for the frames I want when I go in to get new glasses soon.|
|I was busy trying not to melt at my son's first game of the season.|
|I'm busy trying to distract you from the ridiculousness of this post with a picture of an adorable Great Dane who was at my son's game. The game didn't end so well, but she was fabulous entertainment.|
Um...look! Cute doggy!!