As you read this, I am luxuriating on the sugar sand beaches of Destin, Florida. At least, that's what I hope I'm doing. I really hope I'm not sitting in a hotel room with two fourteen year old girls watching it rain and hearing "OMG this is, like, the suckiest vacation EVER!" or worse, sitting in a hotel room with a horrible sunburn because I didn't have the sense to come in off the beach the first two days in a sensible amount of time. And for me, a sensible amount of time will be about an hour. You may call me Paleface.
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