"May I please have some peanut butter? Pretty please with kibble on top?"
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"C'mon! You know I really love it! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepuuuhhllleeeezzzz! I'll be good! I'll come when you call me! I won't drop Spitty Ball on your lap for like, a week!"
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"Gee, thanks. Now what do I do?"
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBUyRDRhjc411uY6wF40SbHCLqW64kZsErfu2GJTYwgl6D0q5necp8djyhxP2NfBWgruppjlCs-KOLIl1KzaSQ9cSMjjOS6adMjA-g9VNshhFJ-4aJsxEpD5gBovLSFKqAJqKHrUEo06w/s400/IMG_1114.jpg)
"Oh, yeah! I've got a tongue! I can lick it off!"
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"Oh my--...Holy--...Oh this is so good! Nom nom nom!"
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"Hey! Wanna see how my tongue works? EXTREME CLOSE UP!! Gotcha! Bwahahahaha!"
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"Did I mention that this tastes, like, reeeeallly good?"
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"Oh, didn't you get any peanut butter? Gee, I'm sorry! NOT!!! Tbhtbthbhthbhthtttt!!"
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"Why is everyone looking at me?"
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"I have made a fool of myself all in the name of peanut butter. I am so ashamed."